Learn From My Fail...

I love failblog.org it is a humorous site that can sometimes have me in tears of laughter. There is a section called learn from my fail. Tonight I should have learned from my fail. So I decided that with the way Maria has been eating lately tonight would be a good night to do our "unscientific only slightly more accurate than trying to make her sit on the scale" weight. This means before we take our shower I stand with her on the scale, then without her, both of us nekkid so we can just go straight to the shower after. The last time I tried this Maria had a boo boo and went potty on me. No big deal I thought it was because the shower was running. So tonight no shower running and boo boo again she potties on me. Again. No big deal she is after all a baby and accidents happen. We get in the shower wash up and Donnie cleans up Maria's accident but we still didn't get her weight. So I weigh myself and then pick her up step on the scale again and yes she potties on me for the second time tonight, third time on the scale. At least this time we get her weight (15 lbs) and I jump in the shower with her again. At this point I don't know if she potties because she thinks it will help her feel skinny, I squeeze her to make sure she doesn't fall, or she is amused by peeing on me. All I do know is I have the Dave Chappell song of him mocking R Kelly with the "I Pee on You" running through my head now.